Oh but you don't understand at all he said 
you will soon but not nearly soon enough 
the third reich only needed three months 
to undo everything and they didn't have 
the internet 

you think you elected a president but you 
did not pause to look at his resume you were 
dazzled by his audacity you told yourself 
and your friends at the club that he could 
turn straw into gold 

and look! there are the shoes to prove it 

I knew from the very first tweet he said
knew even then that something was amiss 
with this bedazzler and then it came to me
as if in a message from the gods: he is one 
we've been waiting for 

the one to bring it all full circle the glory 
of the Aztecs returned in ersatz bling Cortéz
never paid his own way either and he too
ended up with the deal of a lifetime, his name
in marquis lights 

it's not so hard when you're willing to do 
whatever it takes

hear me out he said: your failson commander
has come not to make your country great 
but to loot it in just reward, to carry off the 
sable pelts and leather sofas, the chandeliers
and the name, 

oh, the name! the branding rights alone 
will net billions.